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Let it be.

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Don’t say fuck Easter that made up bullshit. Easter isn’t a holiday just for the fucking Easter bunny you uncultured swine.

dumbbrowniexoxo:

eternally-aroused-in-london:

A favourite position of mine.

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dumbbrowniexoxo:

eternally-aroused-in-london:

A favourite position
of mine.

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Anonymous asked: The only way to make your cooch smell/taste like coconut water is to pour coconut water into your vagina pee-hole, that's what I did one time .. I spread my leg so wide open and pour the coconut water into my pee-hole until I felt like my vagina was full with that water, I did it once a week! It sounds crazy put it really helped

madeupmonkeyshit:

LOL yo this my last one

yall bouta make my fail this spanish test

i gotta 61 on the last 1

wlse:

my dogs gave me a lecture today

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zackisontumblr:

i want a bf with a select vocabulary which includes phrases like:

  • yes babe
  • you’re cute
  • of course i will bring you snacks
  • my dick is 3 feet long
  • you’re always right babe i’m sorry

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beyoncesson:

Powerful

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momofficial:

a new level of white boy

momofficial:

a new level of white boy

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honne-tatemae:

skengggg:

idk what’s more of a turn off: when girls wear beanies or when they tie their hair up with a bandana like a maid

idk what’s more of a turn off: when guys think their personal preference should dictate a female’s choice of clothing or when they act like we should care

(Source: 5keng, via extraordin-aryy)