Welcome,Old Sport

Let it be.

dennys:

Granted!

What will come out of the egg tomorrow?!?!

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oomshi:

umbreeons:

my vagina is tingling…this can only mean one thing…

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I love you

I love you

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meano-cappuccino:

have you ever thought about erasers. like how the fuck do they do the thing

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fightblr:

building-an-unstoppable-fist:

secretworld-observer:

kellyfromthecity:

The next person who makes a joke about my pole dancing and calls me a stripper, I’m going to show them this photo and say, “You may or may not take me seriously, but just know that I can probably crush your tiny little skull with my thigh muscles.”

There’s nothing I don’t love about this.

bruh

HOLY SHIT!!!

fightblr:

building-an-unstoppable-fist:

secretworld-observer:

kellyfromthecity:

The next person who makes a joke about my pole dancing and calls me a stripper, I’m going to show them this photo and say, “You may or may not take me seriously, but just know that I can probably crush your tiny little skull with my thigh muscles.”

There’s nothing I don’t love about this.

bruh

HOLY SHIT!!!

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barackobotm:

i love blink 182 lyrics 

bc it can go from this in one song- 

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to this in another- 

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and lets not forget this gem 

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destinydeoxys:

My wedding vow:

"Prepare for trouble!"

"Make it double!"

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pgay:

”if u like someone just tell them!!” yeah sure goodbye

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